and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010

Five Large

$5,000

Yo Tommy just hit for five large!

by f8ingfast April 23, 2011

Mike's High Five

Upon climax while having sex from behind, the male pulls out, ejaculates on his hand and slaps his load all over the woman's ass.

Mike: I just gave Bridgette the best high five of her life.
Trevor: What do you mean?
Mike: Mike's High Five, douchebag! It's the best!

by FatLeboCock6 December 11, 2009

five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

five finger kiss

When you punch the shit out of someone in their mouth.

Ill give that douche bag the ol' five finger kiss.

by Maxton37 March 2, 2007

Five Finger Meth Lunch

A meth addicts replacement for a nutritious lunch. It's a large dose of methamphetamine that an addict craves to consume on a daily basis.

"Why does Maria look like a zombie today?"

"It's because she just had her five finger meth lunch man. That shit messes you up!"

by MurkyWaters April 23, 2009

FiveM

FiveM is a modification for Grand Theft Auto V that allows for customized multiplayer, similar to GTA Online, on dedicated servers. Many FiveM servers are focused on role play.

Let's play FiveM and role play some dope scenarios

by bh443 December 8, 2019