fingering

What a guy does when he is afraid to blow his load too early.

guy, " oh god I'm gonna cum"... pulls out and starts fingering girl
girl,"Oh GOD!"
guy,"man, I'm good in bed"

by T MUTHAFUCKIN HILL April 29, 2005

Fostering

A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.

Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...

by Cy Simon August 22, 2008

Flyering Squad

A group of trade show booth babes dressed to kill. You get so bamboozled by how hot they are that you'll take whatever they hand you.

Man I just got hit by the flyering squad. Watch out here comes the flyering squad.

by The Ryan King October 2, 2007

Fingering the Cat

A phrase originating under the Tokugawa shogunate circa 1669 which aptly describes the phenomena of returning home from a long day of collegiate studies and kicking back with a brew followed by crushing a nap. Roughly translated from the original Japanese it means "arousing the lynx" but has been adapted into "fingering the cat" to appeal to the more modern and domesticated variety of feline as well as appear more colloquial to the average collegiate.

Mitch: "Tarnation, Jimmy what in Sam Hill are you doing?
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"

by Captain Jackoff November 15, 2011

fingering

when a GUY puts one or more of his fingers into a girls vagina. and you don't just pump it in and out, that can sometimes hurt. you need to make a curling motion with your finger like your telling her to "cum". it is also VERY pleasurable if the guy swirls his finger around kinda like your making the motion for crazy but instead of your finger being by your temple its in her vagina, but you HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

girl #1: the way he was fingering me last night was like nothing i had ever experienced before...

girl #2: wow. was he like a sexual god?

girl #1: oh hell yeah he was!(;

by Charrlotte-ton!!! April 25, 2011

Fingering

Feels really nice to put your finger in your butthole. It's so nice and warm, sometimes I like to give it a good toot and sniff it. If I'm really feeling.....nasty, I sometimes lick it. I highly recommend it, trust me you won't regret it.

Sometimes accidents happen where I'll try farting but I end up shitting on my finger, I do not recommend licking your finger if that does happen, unless you want to get the norovirus.

Fingering

by Heyhihellobye December 4, 2021

fingering

sticking two or more fingers up a girls pussy hole moving them about sharply and having enjoyment sex using ur fingers.

me fingering alice and watching her have orgasims everytime

by steee January 5, 2006