fiber attack

An urgent and somewhat surprising evacuation of the bowels.

Those frosted mini wheats sure gave me one hell of a fiber attack.

by Archibald Sanisac June 21, 2008

Fibe-O

Means Fiber Optic. Term used by fiber optic technicians.

(pronounce: fibe-oh)

Also: 5-Oh; Fibe-Oh

Fibe-O is as thin as your hair, but can carry more data than copper wire.

by Luis B, cfot/foa December 28, 2008

Fibtion

A question that is asked intentionally for an answer to a different (subconscious) question.

The word "Fib" mixed with the word "Question"

Woman usually ask fibtions.

a sentence in an interrogative form, addressed to someone in order to get information in reply for a different (subconscious) question.

Asking your girlfriend to go camping when she asks the Fibtion: Can friends join us?

Really she wants to know if you are planning this trip for just the two of you.

by dfincitti May 18, 2010

fiberpunk

Like the literary terms 'cyberpunk' and 'steampunk' and especially punk music in the real world, the punk in 'fiberpunk' refers to the struggle for individuality, self-worth, and human identity in the often dehumanizing industrial and post-industrial world. Fiberpunk is an anti-boundary, anti-discrimination and anti-expectation approach to DIY fiber arts (crochet, knitting, sewing, etc).

Fiberpunk is not about the way you dress or what music you listen to - it's about crafting with a vengeance out of anything you can get your hands on.

Morgan is so fiberpunk she spun yarn out of her cat's hair.

by Morale Fiber March 27, 2015

Fibbinourmus

A great way to express your steak to claim.

I walked fibbinourmusly to school yesterday to give a speech about women's rights in front of the school.

by Ferbisawesome123 May 16, 2021

Count Fibula

A liar of the worst type. They will attempt to float a tall tale, in the hopes that those around them will simply accept said information at face value, therefore becoming bitten and infected with the bad blood of misinformation.If caught, the Count will attempt to become a bat and flitter away, but generally they become cornered and are made to confess to their misdeed.

Kevin said he dated that supermodel last summer, but she told me another story. Count Fibula strikes again.

by Brold July 17, 2009

Soluble Fiber

An important nutrient in every diet, soluble fiber corrects BOTH constipation and diarrhea. It sucks up water so it "makes a turd" no matter what your stomach already has going on. It does not cause sneak attack diarrhea.
It is vital in managing IBS.

Soluble fiber is found mainly in what your dad calls "starches" white breads, pasta, skinned potatoes and also in "smooth" fruits like apples, pears, and plums(sans skin).

You need more soluble fiber, have a Metamucil cookie. All those whole grains you eat might as well be tree bark. Sure, they scrape the cancer out of your colon, but they don't make a turd.

by Grocery B April 23, 2011