pigeon feet

girls who walk with their feet turned in (like monster high dolls) usually white trash

Boy 1: Did you see Maddie today?
Boy 2: Yeah that whore has pigeon feet.

by the bitches 2 March 16, 2020

Muddy feet

Someone who has been apart of so much drama and so many lies that they refuse to apologize or back up once they find out the truth, they're feet are too muddy

She can't apologize she now has muddy feet

by Nice try girls October 25, 2020

Gordon Feetman

When Benrey from HLVRAI scans Gordon Freeman's feet he calls him Gordon Feetman.

"Gordon Freeman is Gordon Feetman," the smart man says.

by Laner_Sterm December 15, 2020

Canoe Feet

When a rugby player who claims to be highly skilled at completing conversions misses. Boyce, “Leave this to me boys”.

Crowd, “how did he miss that? That lad has canoe feet”

by Geoff Paddle November 9, 2021

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

6 feet under

Another way of saying you are going to kill someone.

If you dont shut your mouth your gonna find yourself 6 feet under.

by JWoods May 13, 2008

Jester Feet

The curling of ones toes at the point of orgasmic climax, thus replicating the turned up shoes of a court jester.

Scott: Did you give the missus one last night?
Nick: Oh yeah, Sammy rode me hard and good and gave me jester feet!

by Samick Downunder September 5, 2005