Darth Federer

A nick-name for Roger Federer. The greatest tennis player and gentleman of all-time. When he swears at the umpire, people take his side because he never loses.

See Meastro

Dude 1: When I first saw Darth Federer's shot I thought it was clearly out but the I realized that he never loses so it must have been in.

Dude 2: This is true. His presence on the court is immaculate.

by Maestro732 November 18, 2009

fedorable

able to be spread evenly, from the "Agrarian Almanac," 1973

1) Manure is a relatively cheap fertilizer that is rich in nutrients and extremely fedorable.
2) Chad preferred to withold his ejaculate in the ancient Chinese custom of storing Chi, but Marcus was as fedorable as a garden sprinkler.

by Farmer Joe's seed February 16, 2008

federline

A useless hanger-on. Someone who brought nothing to the table and is sitting there anyway. A zero in an entourage. An "I'm just lucky to be here" guy.

Ringo Starr was totally the federline of The Beatles.

by Benzabenbenbenzino April 5, 2005

FEDON

A firearms enthusiast who is immersed in gun culture. Often found admiring the design, history and craftsmenship of guns. Owner of several guns, Fedon at times feels judged, misunderstood and sometimes hated for his choice of guns.

Fedon: It makes me sad that people don't — won't — take the time to understand, that they are so close-minded, and they conflate violence with guns.

by motorboatingboobies July 23, 2019

federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop April 30, 2004

United Federation Of Planets

The Organization to which the Borg think it is only ever neccessary to send one Cube at a time to assimilate, even if it fails every time.

ST first contact (at Earth, attacking the United Federation of Planets); "One cube has entered visual range. Speed warp 9 point..."
ST voy (In Delta Quadrant); They swarmed our system - Hundreds of Cubes.

by Hyperbeing December 18, 2005

Fedorov

A surname of Russian origins. Only really insufferable twats have this last name.

Girl: Oh my god is that George?? I haven’t seen him since high school! He was such an insufferable twat back then!

Girl’s Friend: Well duh! He’s a Fedorov!

by howstheweather18 March 10, 2020