feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

fecesous

Being shit- like.

Having characteristic similar to shit, feces or defecation.

Purposely being sarcastic, indifferent, argumentative, obtuse, or disagreeable.

After drinking too much, wandering home and passing out in my doorway, I awoke feeling quite fecesous.
Or
My ex-boyfriend is a fecesous little twit .

by EarthlyDelight January 16, 2016

fecese

the stuff that comes from your butt

hey whats that

fecese

where did it come from

my ass

by personperson112233445566778899 December 20, 2016

Ronald McDonald's Feces Dungeon

A McDonald's PlayPlace. May also refer to the ball pit.

Some fat kid had a birthday party in the PlayPlace and he ended up turning it into Ronald McDonald's Feces Dungeon.

by LG633 July 26, 2024

The Feces Slip

The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.

Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE

runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip

Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN

by goochy goochy December 05, 2019

Hurl Feces

A saying hip with Gen Z. You use this saying when you're going absolutely apeshit. This has plenty of different uses, but primarily, people say this for comedic purposes. Additionally, you can use this in response to almost about anything.

Person A: Bro, I just killed some kid in an online game!
Person B: Spam in the chat "Hurl feces", I'll join you.
Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person B: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.
Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person B: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Boss: You get your paperwork done for today?
You: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

by MasunoMenace August 08, 2022

ur species feces

This is the worst comeback ever. It's worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur family tree LGBT rolled into one. It absolutely obliterates anyone it's used on into a realm further than oblivian and pure nothingness.

Johnny- Timmy ur mom gay
Timmy- well ur dad lesbian
Johnny- ur granny tranny
Timmy - ur family tree LGBT
Johnny- ur ALL of that
Timmy- don't make me say it
Johnny- do it bitch
Timmy- ur species feces
*Johnny gets sucked into a black hole in his own core sentencing him to an existence of absolute nothingness in a void that is nowhere

by DattMeForge March 25, 2018