chocolate feast

(Verb) Gang rape by a group of African-American males

Person who haveth been gangraped: Dude something happened
Other person: What?
Person who haveth been gangraped: I got chocolate feasted by 5 guys

by Vaacif January 23, 2018

queen's feast

The act of receiving cunnilingus while eating and watching TV in the bathtub

I gave that bitch the Queen's feast.

by Thedirtyone522 February 3, 2017

Feast Beast

A Feast Beast is somebody who is quite abnormally large in body mass from eating too much food - normally KFC or Macdonalds.

"That guy is such a feast beast"

by Bartholomew Barnabus Stewardus March 25, 2020

Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you

Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel

by Ash Bee September 29, 2020

Far east feast

A feast in which you order exorbitant amounts of take out food from a restaurant serving any sort of far eastern food (i.e. Chinese, sushi, Turkish, Indian). Amount of food must exceed that of a normal serving for one person and is not limited in size. Multiple types of cuisine may also be ordered for the same feast.

I'm so hungry! What do you want for dinner?

How about sushi?

Let's make it a far east feast and get sushi and Chinese food!

by Jax7 June 27, 2012

Wilderness Feast

A partaking in all things man, with male friends (aka "Bros"). Wilderness feast must take place in a forest or woods of some type in which the "bros" proceed to hunt and live off the land. All that is taken to wilderness feast is hunting equipment, sleeping gear, and your manhood. Games are included in Wilderness Feast such as Javelin throw, tree shimmying, archery contests, and general feats of masculinity. One essentially lives, eats, and shits like the ancients. Points are also awarded to those displaying ungodly amounts of man in compensation for prized "bro titles". (Ex. Most small game slain=Bushwacker). One goes into Wilderness feast a man and comes out Les Stroud.

-Bro! I just landed like 50 fish at Wilderness Feast, I'll get "Master Baiter" for sure!

by Mr wolfen November 6, 2011

the feast

the feast is someone that is so big that they can stop a tank and if Hungary enough can bit human
(unit level 99999 ) (hight 160cm)(weight 120kg) extreme tank unit

wow look that the feast

by giganigger300 October 18, 2023