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Facetweet

A facebook status that is not funny, interesting, or a conversation starter, but is meaningless, and rather resembles a tweet. It could concern what one is eating, whether one is in the washroom, or whether one is in bed. These are generally disliked by many who use facebook because most users really don't give a shit. It is also common for people who post facetweets to update their status at higher rates.
Jane: Hey Dave, stop posting facetweets, if you really want to publish the fact that you couldn't have a smoothie for breakfast then just get twitter.

Here is an example of an elongated
Facetweet saga:

7:22 am: i don't have enough berries for my smoothie :(

7:34 am: goin # 2 right now

9:03 am: just got to work, my friend anton said hello

9:12 am: bored of work so im updating my status... beth and sam also said hello to me... ripped up a foam stress ball for fun... gonna take a nap.

9:13 am: still bored... gonna take a nap... goodnight.
by Tortazo April 13, 2009
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fauceting

Fauceting is the act of a female getting into a bath naked, spreading her legs open, and letting the bath water forcefully pour onto her vagina. She'll usually rest her feet on the sides of the tub while the water strongly brushes against her clit. It's also optional to roleplay in your head as she goes along, making the orgasm much more rewarding, pleasing, and seductive. It's highly recommended that she uses warm water, for cold water is much less pleasing. She wants a strong faucet. Soft faucets that don't release water with much force are bound to not give the proper orgasm. The orgasm lasts about 5 seconds, and afterward, is less pleasing if you decide to continue. You'll uncontrollably and lightly shiver, and it won't feel as pleasing. This is by far the best variation of female masturbation. It does not widen the vagina and it is a wonderful experience. The only requirements are no clothes, a bath, and a sexy imagination. ;)
Jessica: "Hey, I'm so sorry about your breakup. Are you doing alright?"
Sarah: "Oh, I discovered fauceting, so I don't need boyfriends anymore."
by interesting words February 10, 2015
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Gary Faucett

A legend probbably you dad but your mom is to ashamed to say it "I know he is mine said J**** K***
by Beef on my tits March 12, 2019
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Facety

Rude ,bold , in your face, thinks their all that
She’s well facety man
by Yummymummy April 4, 2019
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FaceTime69

While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.
"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."
by cunning2627 April 17, 2020
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Facetubing

An enjoyable leisure activity that combines both Facebooking and Youtubing, Facetubing is a common pastime for the average bloke who spends half of his day in front of a computer. Any simpleton can be on Facebook and Youtube at the same time, but Facetubing can be achieved only by the most dedicated and resilient of fanatics.

Facetubers can be expected to constantly visit Youtube and Facebook ever so often in between doing actual work. At an advanced level, they may also exhibit a tendency to seek increased engagement by employing both desktop and mobile devices simultaneously.

A usual sight in the office when your peers have less than nothing for the day.
Wong said he was really busy with a project but was actually Facetubing all afternoon.
by Tangan September 5, 2014
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Watching the faucets run

The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.

Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.

For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.
"Austen Loves watching the faucets run, he would turn a lesbian straight!"
by Frau Faux June 25, 2008
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