shard farming

Popular parlor game enjoyed by tweakers and crack heads alike.(sometimes known as carpet farming)Whereas said tweaker..(with or without a flashlight) obsessively searches for a renegade piece of dope that may or may not exist.

The last time we invited him over he was shard farming for about 3 hours.

by Maak4060 May 10, 2016

Pump Faking

Saying that you do or will do something that you won't or don't do.

When a guy tells you he can put in down in bed and never comes through, he's pump faking!!

by Denisha May 11, 2006

Falking

When someone’s is clumsy or drunk and walks into a door. Just like Falk Maria Schlegel did at Facination Street Studios.

Atilla: Oh no, Falk did a Falking again.

by LowBudgetKnight September 13, 2018

Fakin' Bits

Those little red crunchy bits of bacon flavored soy that they serve at salad bars and the like instead of real bacon. tastes good and veggie friendly.

"Hey, do you want any bacon on your salad man?"

"Naw dude just sprinkle sum dose Fakin' Bits on that shit!"

by Stygian DJ October 16, 2008

target farting

when you purposely aim your fart at another individual

im going to be target farting Dylan right in his face once he falls asleep

by martang mang December 19, 2006

Fapkin

The tool in which the fapper, horney gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big F.

When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.

A wise fapper indeed.

Ron ran out of Kleenex so he used his little sister's Barney doll as a fapkin to clean up his spizzy spunk.

by AltronHGX August 10, 2003

Farinaz

a sexy iranian angel who is known for her ravishing beauty and devine personality. If you are a farinaz you're very lucky! Huge boobs and a nice butt.

Him: OMG! I had a near death experience!!
Him2: OMG!! Really?? What happened?
Him: I saw Farinaz :o !

by Farinaz Lila March 20, 2013