Faiszah

A very funny and cute person.Any guys who saw her will definitely fall in love w her. She's very genius and also gorgeous. Her pretty eyes will catch everyone's heart.She always being nice around other people eventhough around her enemies. She is a very sweet person and can get nervous easily when with her boyfriend. She loves him but she's too shy to tell him and will express her love in many ways but complicated. She's very outgoing and has a lot of friends from different classes. She never share her problem with anyone else including her family and always keep it by herself. But,despite of that she always listen to others and comfort them. To any guys who got her,don't ever let her go or you will regret it. She only love and trust the person who is first and last is her boyfriend and future husband. She never date with anyone except her future husband. So, you are very lucky dude!

"I wish my sister as sweet as Faiszah" John.

by Ilbeltz zuchraa December 31, 2017

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Faisal

A wannabe cool guy that goes to his spot everyday and spend hours smoking cigarettes and weed. He's also bad in everything he does and can't pull any bitches cause he ugly af.

Kid: Look mom there's faisal

Mom: Don't stay around him or you'll also become a useless person that nobody likes.

by The guy who Fucked yo mom November 24, 2021

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When all else fails, get a bigger hammer

AFTER thoroughly reading the instruction manual, of course, to see if that might help you to get it to work properly without resorting to such drastic measures :D

Seasoned mechanic, talking to an elderly long-retired grease-monkey buddy on the phone: I have a '58 Ford 350 two-ton flatbed here with a frozen rear brake-drum --- I've tried WD-40, I've tried penetrating-oil, I've banged on it with a two-pound sledge, and then even a five-pound sledge, but it still refuses to budge... any ideas?
Aged grease-monkey: Yes, indeed, Son --- get an eight-pounder and really have at it.
Seasoned mechanic, in plaintive shock: But... but... I'll BREAK it if I do THAT!
Aged grease-monkey, confidently: No, you won't --- trust me --- those beefy old solid-iron brakes are made extra-tough, specifically to safely withstand the extra force of being overhauled like this. Just get up your nerve and really clobber on it!
Mechanic, hesitantly: Okaayyy... if you say so... hold the line... gets a huge sledge hammer and reluctantly but resolutely bashes the ancient brake drum, then steps back in wide-eyed surprise when the ponderous hammer just harmlessly bounces off; emboldened, he rears back and really takes a mighty swing at the drum again, knocking the drum loose and sending it flying halfway across the shop. He picks it up and is flabbergasted to see that it is still fully intact, and with only a very minor surface-scuffing. So he lifts the phone again in pleased bewilderment Wow --- you were right... it came off with just two whacks, and I didn't damage it at all!
Aged mechanic: See? Tolja it would be okay... when all else fails, get a bigger hammer!

by QuacksO February 13, 2017

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Failsauce

Created by the last secretion (the seminal fluid) during masturbation in the shower which leads to what was supposed to be a gelatinous plug to safeguard the sperm becoming an extremely tacky crotch adhesive that ruins the next 4 hours of your life.

Person1: "So like she tried to put it in and it wouldn't reach."
Person2: " U R Failsauce."

by PolecatQC August 18, 2009

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