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when u lick an asshole and get a few dingleberries stuck in your teeth.
When kristi was suckin on my ass she came out with a fassano in her mouth.
fassano by Pat October 14, 2004
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FassAvoy 

(Similar to McBender or McABender.)

1. The portmanteau couple name for the James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender RPS pairing.

2. Fandom involving the two actors James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender.

3. A good example of bromance that has spread like a wildfire after the newest X-Men-movie "X-Men First Class" where the two actors played Professor X(McAvoy) and Magneto(Fassbender) together.

4. Also claimed to be a lifestyle cultivated by fangirls of the McBender Bromance.
TumblrFangirl 1: OMG I just saw "X-Men FC" for the third time!! FassAvoy never gets old!!!<333

TumblrFangirl 2: Keep calm and ship FassAvoy/McBender!<3
FassAvoy by ThatDanishChick July 10, 2011
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fassantasies 

(n) A fantasy centered on Michael Fassbender, particularly as he is reprising the role of Magneto.
Fassantasies: far superior to McAntasies.
fassantasies by ContraryConformist August 12, 2011
A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
That guy is a fansanoon!
fansanoon by Casey Lu May 10, 2006
1) one who is powerful and well minded. knows right from wrong and is very wealthy
bill gates and adrian peterson would together create a fassino
fassino by amon greene September 20, 2009
meaning derived from the latin word: pottius smewker. typically a mexican that only thinks of boning chicks and being high, and both at the same time
girls, i just found this fasano yesterday. he smoked me out and we boned! the cute little mexican!
fasano by sexy beast nigger March 5, 2008

Fassaroe 

Nicest estate in the the Republic of Ireland without a doubt !
Fassaroe has a Football Pitch , Church , Drop in .. what more could you ask for ?
Fassaroe by Sherbit January 4, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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