A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!
Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."
by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010
Get the Failed Abortion mug.a. I was going to ask her to lunch, but my failsense warned me that she's way out of my league.
b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.
b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.
by earthen biscuit February 7, 2008
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verb
1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".
1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".
Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.
by EDI Guy March 22, 2011
Get the Epic-Failed mug.1. When a group of people who are really terrible at something gt together to do that exact activity, peope who cannot play guitar hero or rockband on the expert setting, yet get together and hold a tournament, people who have extremely slow cars and get together at the local reacetrack to run over 14 second quartermile times, any art galleries for preschoolers or metally handicapped people.
2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.
2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.
Friend: what happend last night, its like i got hit by the bad karma bus
Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.
Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.
by sonofturbo October 7, 2009
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There was no one at the bar last night, but I still shook my failfeather.
She was ugly and gross and shook her failfeather right next to us.
She was ugly and gross and shook her failfeather right next to us.
by Buzzkillgrl August 17, 2010
Get the Failfeather mug.National failed talking stage day is the day we celebrate and remember all of the situationship a that wasted our time 🤭. You can celebrate by shouting out the person that wasted your time on your Instagram story or just texting them “thanks for wasting my time hoe”!!! Share and celebrate!!
“Oh it’s national failed talking stage day”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”
“Ong?”
“Yea gng, ykw dat mean”
“Remember dat hoe I ghosted?”
“Yup, shout her out cuh”
by Kabcoamslc October 5, 2022
Get the National failed talking stage day mug.someone who is just a complete EPIC FAIL. They fail at pretty much everything and there's nothing they can do about it.
in p.e class, a guy who tries to be super cool but isn't and then tries to do cool "moves" and they just fail and don't work out at all. therefore they are a failuer XD
by yourmom1234567891011213xyz March 4, 2011
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