1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.
If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!
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Diane didn't think that she would ever be able to taste her own ass until Bill completed the rarely seen ass to mouth facial.
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i can't believe how matt faced you got last night....
hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now
hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now
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