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Exactlocationamomometer

A device that gives the user the technological ability to locate any object that they have lost, or desire, wherever it may reside in the world or universe.

The item to be searched for is entered into the machine, which then searches every possible location in the universe to find the exact location of the desired object.
Data on the location of the item, such as co-ordinates and place of spacial residence are displayed on the output screen, allowing you to find any object you have lost or wish to find.
Jim: "Dude, some nigga stole my bran new bike out of my garage last night, and i have no clue where he took it..."
Winston: "Here, you can borrow my Exactlocationamomometer to find it"
Jim: "Woah, that's fancy, Thanks"
by The Neon Zebra. June 14, 2010
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exasperbation

n. The act of masturbating after not getting laid following an evening filled with ladies.
If I dont act fast, this night will include three 99 cent bean burritos and a powerful session of exasperbation.
by racool December 4, 2010
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Exam Exhaustion

Exam Exhaustion (a.k.a EE) is the sudden feel of drowsiness one feels after completing an extensive assessment. Effects vary depending on the victim and may last for several hours.
Dude I just finished writing that biology exam and I feel like I'm going into hibernation, I think I got a case of exam exhaustion.

Yeah man, happens every time.
by neighbourhoodbroski June 24, 2011
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Example gAy

An occurrence--usually something that someone says or does--that perfectly exhibits their closeted homosexuality. A pun on 'Example A'.
Example 1:
Person 1: Jerry is totally into Brad. I can just tell.
Person 2: What? Jerry's straight.
Person 1: Jerry is gay.
Person 2: No he isn't!
Person 1: Example gAy: He wore leopard-print skinny jeans yesterday.

Example 2:

I don't understand how Paul's mom still hasn't realized he likes guys. Example gAy: he teaches an 'Urban Tango' class at the learning center on Fridays.
by cynincaloptimist September 1, 2013
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exaudie

Exaudie is a sweet,funny and sassy person. They think that if you are normal you are boring and they are weird.
I’m a weird kid and I’m proud of it” Exaudie would say
by unicorn_slime April 21, 2018
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Exaholic

Nothing. Britney queen of making words up.
I: "Are you putting out new music anytime soon?"
B: "No but my song 'Exaholic' just leaked."
I: "Exaholic? What is that?"
B: "See Miley Cyrus, 'Plastic Hearts' (2020), track 1."
by arv_mad February 2, 2021
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death exam

the final test to get in the afterlife university.It is worth 100% of the grade and you have like 80 years to study for it. you only have one chance to take it and the worst thing is that it is a popquiz cause u never know when it is coming.
dude 1: yo bro did ya study for death exam? dude 2: naw im not dying anytime soon. piano falls over dude 2 dude 1: were you telling me?
by mannyalvarez August 8, 2007
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