Midget errands

When "little people" have to run errands in the real world.

Aw she's running little midget errands

by Kinny/Kenneth July 10, 2011

fool's errand

Sent to or set out on a task which ultimately has no purpose or likelihood of success.
Discovering as much.

"Damn, we drove all the way to Jackies place only to find she'd gone down to ours!"

by Container October 12, 2003

Evan

a sexy fucking beast and one of the nicest person you will even meet. He can also be really gay

P1: Did you see Evan today?

P2: Yeah he looked fabulous!

by CAAARRRRRRLLLLLL March 15, 2018

Evana

She's e sweetest girl you will ever meet. She's usually shy at first but if you get to make her your girlfriend she will make your life a million times better! She needs to know how beautiful she really is. She has big beautiful eyes. Not everything about her is good though. Evana cannot keep secrets. She is intelligent but has a very low RAM. Never tell her anything or it will be known by every one in a short time. Evanas are very loyal girlfriends. You may want to approach her, but do not. She has a boyfriend!

"So this is the Evana you keep telling us about? She is beautiful. Let it not end in crush zone."

by Anonymousac July 10, 2019

Evan Garrison

SWAG

Did you see that kid wit all the swag?!?!
yeah bro thats Evan Garrison

by niggaBwyld September 15, 2011

Evan

Huge penis always there for his people and grabs them by the butt pussy

Girl 1: Evan has a massive dick
Girl 2: He grabbed me by the buttpussy

by ATYYYYYYYYYYYYY May 14, 2018

Evanescance

An incorrect way of spelling evanescence, most generally applied by children too stupid to understand when they are gracelessly revealing their ignorance.

Original definer: Evanescance are some shitty emo band who attract dumbass teens.
Reply: Perhaps you should learn how to spell Evanescence before embarassing yourself in front of "dumbasses."

by LaDiablo May 14, 2006