The exact point in which the accumulation of facial hair shifts from "a few days growth" to a dense enough state that it can no longer be shaved by a standard razor.
Although Adam enjoyed his seasonal camping trip, on his return he was dismayed to find that he had crossed the event hairizon and would need to buy an electric shaver.
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People notice her walking by. They turn their heads and think, DANG, how does she look so perfect? Evelyns are beautiful and kind, and boys turn their heads for her. They fall all over themselves. She is refined and regal and refuses to flirt, but if you're lucky enough to know an Evelyn, don't ever let her go.
If you're DATING an Evelyn, you'll notice she's very firm in her opinions but will listen to others kindly. Her eyes glow and light up the world like fireworks, or stars. She has a lovely figure and is hotter than hot. My brother once dated an Evelyn. He typed this last part:
You'll never know how perfect an Evelyn is. She hides her feelings and supports her friends. She smiles perfectly and has posture like a queen.
She's really loyal, and faithful too. Insult one of her friends? She'll have their back instantly. When she opens her mouth after you've said some kind of strong opinion, you better not pursue the subject, because she'll kindly put out her opinion and argue her point really well.
Okay back to me. Evelyn's are really smart and Evelyn's are gorgeous. If you're friends with one, or dating one, don't ever let her go.
If you're DATING an Evelyn, you'll notice she's very firm in her opinions but will listen to others kindly. Her eyes glow and light up the world like fireworks, or stars. She has a lovely figure and is hotter than hot. My brother once dated an Evelyn. He typed this last part:
You'll never know how perfect an Evelyn is. She hides her feelings and supports her friends. She smiles perfectly and has posture like a queen.
She's really loyal, and faithful too. Insult one of her friends? She'll have their back instantly. When she opens her mouth after you've said some kind of strong opinion, you better not pursue the subject, because she'll kindly put out her opinion and argue her point really well.
Okay back to me. Evelyn's are really smart and Evelyn's are gorgeous. If you're friends with one, or dating one, don't ever let her go.
Boy One: OM Gosh, is that Evelyn?
Boy Two: Don't tell her but she is friggin' hot.
Boy One: She told me the other day that she's not going to date until she's sixteen.
Boy Two: That's a bummer. She is SO HOT.
Boy Two: Don't tell her but she is friggin' hot.
Boy One: She told me the other day that she's not going to date until she's sixteen.
Boy Two: That's a bummer. She is SO HOT.
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Steve: Hey Aaron, did you hear Scott had an adult event while waiting for the bus.
Aaron: No way, he shit his pants?!
Steve: Yea he had to ride home in his shitty underwear!
Aaron: No way, he shit his pants?!
Steve: Yea he had to ride home in his shitty underwear!
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My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!
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