Esoteric Nazism

Nazism but more racist and occultist. See Heinrich Himmler or the Black Sun for more info.

During World War 2, several higher-ups in the SS took over various castles in Germany and areas around to practice their arcane and occult activities. This is a perfect example of Esoteric Nazism

by Raycroc1940 January 24, 2024

eshtard

Someone trying to be an eshay but not meeting the description of an eshay.

Look at that wanna be eshay, what an eshtard.

by Krythm81 April 29, 2024

eshftari

to be annoying or stupid
if you’re an eshftari you’ll be disliked even though you try to get everyone to like you

friend: 2+2= 5
me: it equals 4 you stupid eshftari.

by lil dish May 24, 2024

Eshtard

Someone who thinks they’re cool, hip, or popular but are not.

Have a look at him, he thinks he’s cool. What an eshtard.

by Krythm81 June 7, 2024

Eshita

She is a cute girl with eyes like noone you've known.
She can be naive sometimes but she's damn intelligent to miss out on.
She might leave your messages on read.
Don't worry cause it turns out to be one of the most 'turning on'

things that she can do. Never end up liking her because you don't know how to dislike her then.

Hey Eshita !!How are you doing today?

by TheTrippingGuy December 11, 2024

Esoteric Sciences

The organized study of hidden knowledge and inner truths believed to underlie surface reality. This encompasses systems like alchemy (as a spiritual metaphor), sacred geometry, numerology, and the symbolism of the Tarot or Kabbalah. Unlike the occult, it often focuses on personal transformation and understanding universal principles. It's a "science" of correspondences and symbolism, seeking the coherent structure beneath mythology, religion, and nature. Think of it as the qualitative physics of meaning, where experiments are conducted through meditation and ritual.

Example: "He didn't just study chemistry; he studied the esoteric science of alchemy. His lab notes detailed not just reactions, but the planetary correspondences of the metals and the spiritual state required for the 'Great Work.' His professor failed him but kept the notebook." Esoteric Sciences

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Esoteric Philosophy

The branch of thought that asks whether the universe has a hidden meaning accessible only to those willing to do the work (or pay for the courses). It grapples with questions like: Is there a secret teaching behind all religions? Are coincidences actually synchronicities? And if the universe is sending me signs, why are they always so vague? ("A feather appeared on your path" – Susan, that's just a feather. Birds exist.) Esoteric philosophy is the art of finding profound meaning in ordinary things, which is either wisdom or overthinking, depending on who's paying for the workshop.

Example: "He saw a crow, then a penny, then thought about his grandmother, and concluded the universe was sending him a message about financial wisdom from beyond. His esoteric philosophy was strong. His bank account, however, remained stubbornly non-esoteric and empty."

by Nammugal February 14, 2026