eggos

some shitty frozen waffle brand in america.

that skinny girl eats eggos all the time!
eggos is yummy

by Uzi_YTT December 15, 2019

eggstistentialist

A foolish person, usually small in the genitalia area.

Marc claimed to be an eggstistentialist, however, his co-workers knew he had a penis resembling that of a shriveled bratwurst.

by Marc Armbuster. April 28, 2003

Egotistic

A person who thinks they are better then every one else, Like they are on top of the world.

Omg, look at Mike S. He is soo egotistic

by ieatwafflesforbreakfast May 4, 2010

Prego your eggo

To impregnate a bitch.

Mom... Josh prego'd my eggo.

Can I prego your eggo?

by Emi1y April 17, 2008

Egotesticle

1. Believing oneself to be more intelligent than, having a right to dominate, or being owed sex from women because one possesses testicles.
2. Having the belief that one is attractive simply because they are male.
3. Allowing oneself to behave in ways that one chastises women for.
4. Describing mental conditions resulting from testoterone poisoning.

He had a rather egotesticle attitude about women's appearances, without bothering to to address his own.

by JaNell Golden December 30, 2003

Eggothy

The single, most beautiful name anyone can have. It is thought to be of heavenly origin. This name was most likely a gift from the gods.

1. Eggothy was the most beautiful tranny I had ever seen.

by Rathew91 June 4, 2018

egotrician

Subordinates whose sole responsibility is to maintain, enhance, stroke and care for the ego of their superior.

I had no idea that when I moved to DC I would become an egotrician and make the boss feel important.

by Mr. M.J. May 20, 2006