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Dutch Hammer

A large Dutchman's penis. There is generally a stereo typical conclusion that african american men have a large penis. This may be true, but don't count out a 6 foot plus blonde dutch male, they generally carry a fuckin Dutch Hammer. Large and in charge when in gear, however simply understated and simple when not in use-which makes perfect sense for the working man. A hard working man wouldn't want his pecker getting in the way of a hard days work.
Carrie thinks black dudes have big cranks, wait till she see's Smitty's Dutch Hammer
by Gun Slinger April 5, 2011
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Ditch Lilly

(noun) An attractive girl that comes from a bad family or a low-class environment.

Derived from growers of rare strains of the Day Lilly flower, who refer to the common orange-and-yellow Day Lilly as a "Ditch Lilly". The flower is quite beautiful, but it can be found growing in the wild amongst weeds.
Shannon was quite pretty but her abusive parents and trailer-park address marked her forever a Ditch Lilly.
by Stubblecat July 18, 2006
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Dutch

Not to be confused with the similar word Dutch (the nationality of The Netherlands).

British/Irish slang referring to the method by which the cost of something is shared amongst present parties, or "splitting a bill".

Example:
Person 1: "I'll pay for the tab."

Person 2: "Nonsense, I shall."

Person 3: "Should we go dutch?"

Person 4: "Good idea!"
by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020
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Dutch Pizza Hut

The act of going to a friends house to masturbate.
You better shut up Davis or I'm going to dutch pizza hut you next time I'm over.

I love to dutch pizza hut, it's the next best thing to doing it at home!
by Sir Awesome TNA January 14, 2010
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crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold
Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!
by david May 4, 2003
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Dutch Takeover

When an employer secretly sells his/her business to a third-party without ever publicly acknowledging the fact to the employees of said business.
What happened to that old kvetcher, Max? He's looking all guilty and secretive... I mean, more than usual.

Haven't you heard? He subjected his art gallery to a Dutch takeover, now there's a guy he introduces to people as his new business "partner".
by nygcw February 19, 2010
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dutch coffin

When one farts in a coffin before it is closed.
Matt dutch coffined Danny at his open casket so that he could take that stink with him to the grave
by OC Brownbomber September 29, 2010
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