a-reptile-dysfunction

When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin

Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!

The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.

A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.

by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024

Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction

Happens to people of Belarussain-Jewish descent, which is a moshup of a combination. This mix causes the male descedents to not get bricked with the birds. It is very unfortunate.

Danny has Belarussain-Jewish Erectile Dysfunction, as he couldn't get bricked with any birds.

by lolololololololololmfaolo1234 December 28, 2024

Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.

Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.

by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012

Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome

A common mental disorder amoungst females. Usually involving irratic, irrational, and unexplainable behavior. Sometimes misdiagnosed with depression or other mood disorders, these females can function at a highly intellectual level of thinking, but yet fall short when it comes to common sense. They Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, thus they acronym C.U.N.T.

Disorder Criteria:
-Irrational response to men
-Altered perception of morals and a distorted value system
-Sex drive (usually involving many and various men)
-Inability to maintain meaningful relationships with one person in a monogamous way.

Judy and Joe just got back from a vacation in Cancun Mexico:

Judy: You never do anything for me and you always treat me like a child
Joe: I just took you to Mexico for vacation and let you do whatever you wanted
Judy: You just did that to have more control over me!
Joe: Are you fucking serious?

Judy has Dysfunctional Cunt Syndrome

by Dr. Pat - PhD in women June 1, 2011

Dy5function

A person who hates the French, specifically French Canadians (who doesn't?), and who jumped ship from PS3 to XBOX because of YouTube Money. He coined the phrase Striker Faggot after consecutively rage quitting to "Dead Silence" users with Strikers, after which he was trolled for days by none other than zomwtfbbqrofl.

Striker Faggot #1 goes to construction or Hardhat, proceeds to corner camp and one shot Dy5function using "Dead Silence"

Dy5function rage quits faster than you can say Type 95.

by StrikerFaggotsAlliance April 10, 2012

dysfunctional fuckedupness

A variant of fuckedupness that is severe and profound.

This was a level of dysfunctional fuckedupness that was off the fuckedupness chart for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2021

Erectus Dysfuntionus

A Harry Potter spell that gives you erectile dysfunction

Jordan has been diagnosed with Erectus Dysfuntionus

by Lil_chikle November 21, 2018