Duche'

A very smelly penis

Ewww, Michael put your duche' away thats soo gross!

by Stikey December 31, 2009

duche

1. Someone who does prissy shit for stupid reasons.

2. short for duche bag

Henry David Thoreau refused to pay a poll tax for "Civil Disobediance." He was held in jail for one night while someone else paid it for him. What a duche.

by DudeoftheDay March 4, 2005

douchenozzle

The business end of a douche.

Look at the douchenozzle on that Ho.

by Rickky Bobbi January 12, 2009

duchene

A creepy man with a hairy chest who grabs women in inappropriate places on the dance floor.

I felt violated last night at the club when I was groped by a duchene.

by Seamus O'Tool January 3, 2009

douchenipple

A derogatory term used to describe any individual who proves to be exceedingly stupid or obnoxious.

If you would stop being such a douchenipple, maybe we could get this project done.

by Trennen August 25, 2011

Duchess

A wonderful smart intelligent woman. With lots of money. Very down to earth. And have great sex

Did you see Duchess today. She so fly

by Real jones December 21, 2016

douchenheimer

the captain of the douches: used as a spiteful, under the breathe remark when you have been bested by a real douche bag.

Person 1: You suck at life.
Person 2: Douchenheimer!!

example: Gerry Kordon

by Joel D. February 3, 2005