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Drummer Speak 

n. (noun)
An oral language used to talk about the noise coming from the percussion section when one or more parties in the conversation cannot read percussion music. It is spoken largely by Drummers, Bassists, Conductors, and a select few others.
Guitarist: "um... yeah, I want you to do that one thing with your snare and the um..."

Bassist: "I think in Drummer Speak he means 'Dum-ka-tick-ka CHA CHA CHA-ka-dum-kah-dum dum kah-dum-kah-tick-kah-chick-kah-tick-kah duh-kah-duh tsss~."

Drummer: "Oh, sure."
Drummer Speak by pearldrums April 19, 2010
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Butter-Drummed 

When a person farts with their naked butt on another persons bare skin(such as a leg), creating a clapping sound.
The intruder came from behind, choking me, so I Butter-Drummed his leg.

College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work 

WOW. You are more bored than anyone in this universe is. You've just written all UD categories in the search bar. That's amazing, now go making your maths homework for the next day.
When I was bored to death, I looked in Urban Dictionary and saw that "Categories" option. I pointed at it and saw College Name Drugs Religion Food Sex Internet Sports Music Work, and it was really funny, so I wrote it in the search bar and pressed that + button.

on drugs 

me
im on drugs ....
on drugs by fatfucc February 11, 2020

Drugstore Vodka 

Something you buy for a person to make them forget things.
Person 1: "You know what you should get them, Drugstore Vodka."
Person 2: "I love a gift that makes someone say, 'Where am I? What happened?'"
Drugstore Vodka by Jamali November 19, 2007

Bum Drum 

Those big rusty steel barrels that Hobos light fires in and huddle around for warmth.
Look at those Hobos over by the Bum Drum!
Bum Drum by Drum on Bum November 19, 2016
A bruise you get when you are drunk, but do not notice until the next morning or days later.
I woke up this morning with a druise on my arm.
Druise by MrkM April 5, 2010