drain jellyfish

When a man jizzes into any basin of water, such as a sink, toilet, shower, or bathtub, and the jizz coagulates into a cohesive, gelatinous mass floating underneath the water - the resulting load of semen resembles a jellyfish.
Eww dude is that a drain jellyfish? Let me use a different sink.
by ioctl December 28, 2015
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drain the oil

I'm gonna go behind those trees for a minute and drain the oil.
by TimmyVD April 24, 2007
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Drained the beanbag

The phrase used to describe the action of accidentally having children.
Hey Chris I think my life is over, I drained the beanbag with Cindy.
by CON-CON_24 June 14, 2021
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Lowest Drain

The biggest whore in the vicinity. The girl that can’t say no, takes on all comers.
Damn son, I haven’t had a bitch in a minute. I’m finna find that lowest drain.
by BebopMurph May 20, 2018
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Drain Pipe

When a female wears a low top and shows her cleavage, a.k.a her drain pipe.
by ilikedrainpipes February 25, 2011
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a.m. drain

A remedy for morning wood. In the a.m. drain the female partner typically does not climax. Rather she is a willing and generous participant. Typically she would not have been able to climax that morning anyhow. Best case scenario - occurs while spooning so woman does not have to move from the position in which she was sleeping.

Outcome: Male is satisfied and extremely appreciative. Woman has gained massive amounts of goodwill with minimal effort.
"Honey, thanks for the a.m. drain. Can I take you out to dinner tonight as a thank you?"

"Yeah, I wasn't much in the mood this morning, but he was. Has an a.m. drain. Now I'm off the hook for a while..."
by steshaheats March 06, 2010
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Drain Trap

When a nerdy ass white dude hasn't gotten any pussy in the 40 years of his existence but somehow finds some fugly Chinese lady to marry him. Called Drain Trap because she kept him from falling into eternal virginity.
Guy 1: I'm so happy for Bert. The guy hasn't even talked to a girl since freshman year of college but he and Sung-Ling just found each other.

Guy 2: Classic Drain Trap, look it up.
by Mr.nj February 26, 2019
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