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douchestination

A place where douchebags/"bros" tend to congregate.
"I used to love this bar, but ever since it was featured on Food Network it's become a total douchestination."
by Lucy Lulu February 12, 2012
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Doucheskillet

Someone who's just a plate of douche, just a skillet full of jerk and doucheness. Usually an insult or nickname 😂
Nick stop being such a doucheskillet
by Nishaaa June 9, 2015
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Douchestache

That stache that a persian guy has every day that you wish to have you show you got some balls
"Man dat guy has got a douchestache i would rate 8/8 m8"
Women: "I would fhuk that m8 with that 8/8 douchestache"
by NotGabensLover July 16, 2015
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DoucheStache

Mustache or facial hair that makes you look like an asshole.
That man has a douchestache.
by Sbi_Lynnie January 10, 2016
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douchesnozzle

When you want to call someone a douche nozzle but you also want it to sound kinda funny
This bus driver is such a douchesnozzle because he was being a dick to people
by Diddlyfiddler April 25, 2016
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Douchestang

The unholy combination of a douchebag driving a mustang.
Today, a douchestang flipped me off because I wasn't in as big of a hurry as him.
by Hitman20081 June 7, 2017
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douchesnorkle

a device used when her pussy is stanky that you need snorkle equipment to go down on her
i left my douchesnorkle at home and this bitch is expecting me to eat that shit
by Dr moose knuckle May 8, 2018
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