Douchefag

A person who calls records, ‘vinyls’.

“I went out for record store day and got some new vinyls.”
“You’re a douchefag”

by KilledByChaos August 23, 2019

Doucheback

(n. ~Douche-back): A doucheback is a form of headwear most commonly adorned by members of the elite social strata of douchebags. Such headwear most frequently manifests itself in form of snapback hat (extra points for mesh, extra extra points for camouflage, extra extra extra points for sports team logo with whom the wearer bears no real affiliation).

Chad: Bro, you peep my new LA Dodgers camo mesh snapback? So sick, right?
Reasonable human: Dude, you're wearing a doucheback. Take that thing off now!

by Philo Rhen October 21, 2020

douchebagel

Eurotrash.

See that dude, he's just a fuckin douchebagel.

by Spooky dork girl October 15, 2022

Douchebagetry

The study of how douchebags operate.

He does not have to study douchebagetry. He already practices it daily.

by Alabamahomie March 6, 2025