Doomed

To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.

Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.

Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.

Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?

Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.

by astank5 May 2, 2023

DoomedVillain

Someone who regardless of their standpoint or actions, is doomed to be the villain in peoples troubles. Even if this person does nothing it is considered treasonous.

It doesn't matter what he does or doesn't do to help the situation, it seems he's just a doomedvillain.

by A Disgruntled Villain June 13, 2023

dossed

Some one who's doing well. Can be in any aspect. like money, love, looks,

"man he's dossed"
"yeh no wonder hes got all that money"

or

"bro hes so dossed rn"

by kccbiggestfan October 25, 2023

doomed yaoi

when a silly little rascal is incapable of grasping attraction towards the better character

Sheesh, youre so doomed yaoi...

by jackiecore December 11, 2023

Dosed

"Dosed" means mind-blowing and amazing, referring to incredible facts about the world that make us trip out about the world and our place in it.

It probably originates from the podcast "DOSED with Abby Martin", spreading from the West Coast to the Midwest around 2023.

-Butterflies are crazy. Their whole bodies liquefy while they transform in the chrysalis, but they somehow keep their memories from their time as a caterpillar.
-Whoa...that's dosed.

by ahr vulture March 12, 2024

Doomed Yaoi

The Arthur Rimbaud x Paul Verlaine ship from the manga series Bungo Stray Dogs, commonly referred to as Rimlaine, as showcased in the light novel Stormbringer

"That French doomed yaoi got me fucked up tbh"

by Swin_dler March 17, 2024

doomed yuri

a wlw pair, usually in fiction that is bound to fail and end in sadness

save me doomed yuri, save me

man i can’t believe sua died, her and mizu are such doomed yuri

by faesworld April 11, 2024