Master of Disaster

A student at Seneca Valley High School that has been spotted wearing a brightly colored hoodie and drinking Red Bull excessively. Stay away from this man.

Austin Rush is the Master of Disaster!

by Bojangles the Fungler October 27, 2008

Disaster

complete chaos, insanity, explosion.

maria's party was a disaster!

by Cera March 20, 2005

disasterfuck

I complete and utterly messed up situation. Used by Jon Stewart in the Daily Show on 3-Oct-06. It was a reference to the situation and war in Iraq.

This is a complete disasterfuck.

by taslack January 8, 2007

Disaster Dump

Describing a messy shit in a more polite way.

Billy: "Dude you were on the toilet for over an hour!"
Nick: "Ya, sorry man, I had to sort out a disaster dump."
Billy: "Oh ok, cool."

by SpaghettiSlammer September 28, 2010

emo disaster

one who has absolutely no confidence or self esteem. someone who needs to do some inner-thinking in order to find the person they're looking for, be happy, know where to go in life, and accept the person they are.

woah, what an emo disaster, he allowed his ex girlfriend's opinions control him.

by Alana and Doni January 29, 2008

jizzaster

disaster
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.

jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2

1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.

by oOJoshOo December 28, 2005

Disasterbate

To masturbate but fail in the end.

I was cumming to My Little Pony when Dead horses showed up in my mind. Fucking Disasterbated.

by mustarddick August 29, 2011