Dickstilts

A sturdy piece of wood used to keep a penis erect. Before medications such as Cialis and Viagra people used Dickstilts.

Hey man wanna come over later and pound my ass? Only if you remember your Dickstilts last time you couldn't stay hard.

by Dick Liquor September 25, 2021

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Dickstinger

A common strategy in the southeastern United States, where a native wasp is captured and released inside somebody's dwelling at a predetermined time to force them awake.

Most commonly a paper wasp or mud dauber, but occasionally a much more aggressive yellowjacket. The wasp will harass any sleeping guests ultimately preventing returning to sleep.

"Roy thinks he's going to sleep off that hangover, but I've got a dickstinger in a mason jar with his name on it."

"If they don't get up before 10AM, I'm releasing a few dickstingers in their room."

by Fascinus December 8, 2022

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sixes dickses

When life gets you down

I've totally got sixes dickses right now!

by Quinders December 26, 2016

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dicksexass

When a man sexes his dick right in a woman's ass, and then screams "Kiyai!" This generally results in the woman's chi getting rocked by manliness.

Dude, last night she said that she wanted to try something new, so I got all up in her like "KIYAI!" and gave her the dicksexass. for FREE

by Tzaqueri January 11, 2008

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Dicksergeant-Lb

A military rank that is lowe than that of Private.

so E-0

This can only be the rank of the worst man in the squad,platoon, or company.

Lb =(little bitchum)

Lieutenant- Private!

Private- Yes sir?

Lieutenant- Your being demoted to Dicksergeant-Lb

Private- Why sir?

Lieutenant- Because you suck!

by CDC-your boy C May 17, 2009

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