drama deflection

One who deflects their problems, using drama.

"That guy is constantly using drama deflection, instead of worrying about themselves."

by cocknbulls October 13, 2013

Danish Deflection

The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009

Juvenile Detention Facility

Where most niggas spend their academic years

Jamal spent 8 years in the juvenile detention facility.He did his post-grad work at San Quentin.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

weapons of mass deception

a.k.a propaganda,is used to confuse and trick a sum of people into beleiving whoever is spewing propaganda,is how america hides its true colors,george bush's favorite pass time..

do not listen to bush's weapons of mass deception,its fake,why the hell is all of my country listening to him,hes destroying us all,cut that shit out!save america!impeach bush!

by alex July 7, 2003

Self-defecation

Bullshitting about self. Antonym to self-deprecation.

He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.

by VictoriaChan March 4, 2009

Derection

when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.

Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!

Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!

by elliot0084 June 11, 2008

Detention Whore

Someone who misbehaves in class just so they can get a little individual attention after school, perhaps because they have a crush on a particular teacher, or maybe for other reasons.

You: "There goes Joe again. That's the third time this week that Miss Doubledee has made him stay after school."
Me: "Yeah, he's such a detention whore!"

by DoomShadow September 18, 2010