Pierre Delecto

a sex act involving a dressage horse on a car elevator

From the moment Mitt had a car elevator installed in his home, he fantasized about his wife agreeing to try a Pierre Delecto.

by DeathWaffle4432 October 23, 2019

December 11th

Give your crush a hoodie. If pretty cold outside sense it’a winter.. Make sure they keep it.

Hey! It’s December 11th.. You gotta do what you gotta do.

by Ur_mom392 October 29, 2019

december 28

the day you can slap a girl named abby in the face

friend: it’s december 28
abby: oh no!
friend: i’m gonna slap you
abby:*runs away*

by i am great at these October 30, 2019

17 December

National Kiss Your Crush Day

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: why did you do that for?
You: its 17 December, its national kiss your crush day

Crush: ok kiss me again

by Anything in the world December 15, 2020

December 6

Give your girlfriend your hoodie day💞❤️

It’s December 6th I need to give my girlfriend a hoodie of mine.

by Ahaha_sksks December 2, 2019

December 15

National Play Minecraft Day! You have to play minecraft for at least 3 hours straight today. Thats a fuckin fact.

Taylor: Wanna play minecraft all day?
Amy: Im bus-
Taylor: its fuckin december 15 bitch

by jello salad October 29, 2019

December 32nd

The day you die

Tom: "It's December 32nd."
Tom:
Tom:
Tom:

by MinerGlitch25 October 31, 2019