delete your account

Why type a several sentences of well reasoned arguments when you could just look like a choke artist with nothing else to say? That's right, tell someone to delete their account just like Hillary did with her emails - because it's 2016 you can just like delete your problems, in the internet. In. The. Internet.

"Damn he got me, better tell him to delete his account."

"delete your account."

"DELETE THIS"

by Crimson Tablet June 11, 2016

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Deletitis

A condition marked by an urge to clear your inbox by batch-deleting all your unread e-mail, regardless of content.

Your inbox is peppered with unread messages going back three months, because you only ever read messages that appear important at the time you're checking. Eventually, you become stressed out every time you open your email and see something like "New Messages (257)." You then have an attack of DELETITIS which involves selecting all unread messages and deleting them, regardless of sender or subject. Now it says "New Messages (0)." Now you're caught up.

On phone: “Sorry I missed the family reunion, Mom... Yes..., I kno... yes, Mom, I know you emailed me the date and time but I had deletitis last week. Yes it IS an excuse... Yes it is... Is too... Is too...”

by kickbuck September 24, 2011

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Matthew DeLeon

He is funny

cute

He is weird but in a very good way

He and his brother look alike

He will make you laugh though the toughest times

He is pretty attractive inside and out

He is one of the best guy friends that i am lucky to have met

Thanks Matthew DeLeon

by S.A.V.A.G.E February 7, 2020

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