I experienced a jolt of electrostatic discharge after placing the stick of RAM into the wrong motherboard slot. Now I gotta spend the whole day troubleshooting.
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"Maddie was out of town, and this chick at the mall was giving me fuck me eyes. I didn't take her home though, I just went to the bathroom for a quick honorable discharge."
by The Nigerican January 10, 2015
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Dasha is usually a very voilent person when pushed and can become very obssesive over a certain thing or person. When put I a situation she I crap with good comebacks but none the less she is an awesome person to be friends with and can really make you laugh with her twisted humor.
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