Daunish

Daunish is knowledge and handsome too. Arrogance comes naturally to him. However, when he smiles it lights up his face and the room. He’s kind but only when he wants to be, choosing, instead, to be critical and dismissive. If you have the good fortune to be loved by a Daunish, make sure you read a lot of sci-fi. If you’re not, then pretend to be a lifelong Trekki.
He’s well traveled and knows the map like the palm of his hands.
Daunish prefers cold climates mainly because there aren’t too many creepy crawlies in colder cities. He is exceptionally scared of lizards and bugs. Daunish is a man you want on your team. However he talks fast when excited so you always want to keep him calm. He loves chocolates and spicy Thai food.

And oh by the way, he cooks! A keeper although you may want to take him out occasionally and beat like you would a dusty rug.

Person 1: Wow!! Is this a well bound encyclopedia?
Person 2: No it’s a Daunish!

by Dawn Time March 17, 2023

hoe danish

a really sweet hoe who eats a lot of calories

Friend: What up wit dat hoe?
You: Yo she a hoe danish. She be mm mm good. She got more chins than a chinese phone book.
Friend: OhHh SnAp! I gotta sauce.
You: Aiight PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY

by planters June 19, 2004

Filthy danish

When you shoot cum all over a chicks face, then sling shite all over her and make her look like a dalmation: hence a firehouse dog.

Last night I gave your mum a filthy Danish

by Sheepy2310 March 31, 2012

douche danish

Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.

Tish is such a douche danish.

by megabucks January 12, 2014

Fucking Danish Cunts

People of the Danish persuasion, in a position of power, that act in a petty way. They will actively block progress and cause pain and discomfort.

Those Fucking Danish Cunts keep on blocking our orders! Bloody FDC's!

by Doctor HiFi April 30, 2020

The Danish Nasty

The Danish Nasty: when you insert someone’s head into a oven and feed them cake while you’re having sex

Hey man where were you?

Me and my girl were doing “The Danish Nasty”

Damn

by Manorbooo January 19, 2021

Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022