Dampass

The way a man/woman sits on a damp car seat and continues their day knowing they have a moist ass.

OOhhhhh mannnnnn!!!! Ive got a dampass chicken in the oven

by SmallButAMassiveArsehole May 14, 2018

Dampir

Dampir is a term used for the offspring of a vampire and a human. A half vampire/half human hybrid.

Rayne, from the BloodRayne games, is a Dampir

by EmeraldHeiress February 23, 2009

Damper than a Pamper

A much more cringey way to say "Moister than an Oyster".

Me: "Girl, you're moister than an oyster."
Girl: "Ewwww omg, I hate that word!"
Me: "Then you're damper than a pamper."
Girl: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

by Bigge3 July 30, 2017

Dampulous

Adj: Comes from the word scrumptious. Refers to something being very tasty/nice on the eyes

Yo that sundae was so dampulous
Or
Oh my days that female overthere is just dampulous

by Keeshfack January 5, 2019

dampwipe

1. (noun) The damp-wipe is the only known scientifically researched cure for swamp-ass and the like.

2. (verb) the act of dampening a towel/toilet paper/ any absorbent medium with water and then using it to remedy swamp-ass, crotch-rot, fumunda cheese, etc.

Worker 1: "Man, Ive been sweating my ass off working all day. I got some serious swampass goin on here"

Worker 2: "Sounds like you gotta dampwipe."

Worker 3: "Yea, the dampwipe cured my crotch rot."

Worker 2 to Worker 1: "Ya see? Proof. Hey, we're ordering from Zaccardi's...what do you wanna get?"

by in memory of george haney March 8, 2008

dampbarn

A Dampbarn is a retarded kid who can't chill out. They are normally the kid who does stupid shit in class and can't shut up.

Anders: Ditt jävla dampbarn
Bengt: HÅLL KÄFTEN GUBBJÄVEL

by Flextapes February 23, 2021

dampener

Any experience that feels like having a bucket of cold water thrown over your head. Something that produces a corresponding comedown in mood in the person experiencing it.

"Jeez, when I found out the price of the drinks, it put a right old dampener on the proceedings."

by Pherbs January 1, 2009