DADS

Day After Drinking Shits
The horribly held together feces that erupts out of the anus the morning after a night of heavy drinking. These "DADS," usually comprised of mostly water and loose turd wannabes, are not pleasant and represent one of the many downfalls of drinking that one experiences the day after. A DADS ceremony can be held in the early morning til the dwindling hours of the evening...if one has the strength and courage to imprison a DADS for that long. To experience a DADS first hand, there are only two things one must do. Eat a healthy, carb-and-protein-filled diet and drink lots of mother nature's divine gift, alcohol.
*two roommates are sitting in their dorm room playing a casual video game of FIFA 15 when all of a sudden one stands up..

Roommate 1: "Dude...I'm about to have a DADS"
Roommate 2: "Good luck my friend."

*roommate 1 sprints out the door.
by Idontfunkwithyou February 20, 2015
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Dad

A wonderful guy that takes care of you and gives you all his love!
by ArtimusPrime November 18, 2016
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Dadding

Dadding or getting dadded, is when one yells out or loudly says "Dad?" and simply basks in the glory of the confusion they have caused.

Dadding can be done to anyone at any time, the more spontaneous the better. Dadding is more fun to do with friends because you will all get a laugh out of the situation.
Example 1:(In a car with friends at a red light, random guy at bus stop looks at us)

Me: Dad?
Random guy: What? I don't have any kids?

Example 2:

Dave: Last night was weird dude.

Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: I mean some random kid called me dad and it confused me.

Example 3:

Billy: I'm so drunk right now, I'm just dadding every guy I see.

Jim: I know dude it's hilarious, we gotta make a YouTube video of people's reactions or some shit.

Billy: Alright just tell me if any cops are coming I'm trying to piss.
by Notdad January 16, 2014
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A dad

Something that leaves u behind and can be a magician if trained
“A dad can do a disappearing trick
by Sexy Boy Adam February 4, 2019
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Dad

man 1: Hey man where's your dad?
man 2: Gone.
by notlapa October 22, 2018
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Dad

Im not sure. I never actually found one.
by Softboy05 October 31, 2019
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Dad

Dad is a person that has sex with the mom without condum to have a baby to be adad
Sex on dad
by Princes bean July 23, 2017
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