Dad 

The absence of matter.

Matter that is not there.

Something that is not a part of your existence.

Hey Dad,

*No Response*

Dad by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

Dad 

Where is he?

Dad never came back with milk

Dad by s3thums December 17, 2021

Dad 

Biggest scam EVER!!!

I went shopping for milk and the isle was clearly *recognisable* from far.

You know my dad? Well I don’t. Boy never returned with milk!

Dad by Got.Answers December 31, 2021

dad 

someone who blame his fault on u and thinks everything he does is right and everything u do is wrong

my dad doesnt hate me ofc

dad by t.tiana January 2, 2022

dad 

someone who went to get milk and didn't come back

ayo dude, it's been 3 years and my dad hasn't come back with the goddamn milk!

dad by AugustTheHornyInventor January 28, 2022

Dad 

Rude-careless-grumpy

Me:*goes to sleep late*
Dad in the morning: "WAKE YOUR A** UP RIGHT NOW" YOUR NOT DOING THIS SHIT HERE" GO TO YOUR MOMS YOU LOST CAUSE!!!"

Dad by anonymous January 12, 2022

dad 

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

dad by dad(real) March 1, 2022