Dad

A dad is a person that would go to buy milk and never return

Dad: I'm going to buy milk
Kid: ok

by I'm on crack July 28, 2020

Dad

A hipsterword for their main drug supplier, usually coke....You have "dad" status when the smaller dealers and the entire hipster scene all depend on their dad for their supply and revenue. Most people in the hipster scene are not aware their dad's identity.....

hipster-"Yo bro, you got any pepsi bro?"

dealer-"nah bro I gotta see dad later today bro"

Hipster-"word bro let me know!? I NEED to score before the show tonight!.... Bro!"

by Mr MoJo RiSiN December 8, 2012

Dadding

Dadding or getting dadded, is when one yells out or loudly says "Dad?" and simply basks in the glory of the confusion they have caused.

Dadding can be done to anyone at any time, the more spontaneous the better. Dadding is more fun to do with friends because you will all get a laugh out of the situation.

Example 1:(In a car with friends at a red light, random guy at bus stop looks at us)

Me: Dad?
Random guy: What? I don't have any kids?

Example 2:

Dave: Last night was weird dude.

Johnny: What do you mean?
Dave: I mean some random kid called me dad and it confused me.

Example 3:

Billy: I'm so drunk right now, I'm just dadding every guy I see.

Jim: I know dude it's hilarious, we gotta make a YouTube video of people's reactions or some shit.

Billy: Alright just tell me if any cops are coming I'm trying to piss.

by Notdad January 16, 2014

A dad

Something that leaves u behind and can be a magician if trained

“A dad can do a disappearing trick”

by Sexy Boy Adam February 4, 2019

Dad

Someone who leaves you before you're born.

Me: my dad is gone.

by DadIsGone November 15, 2018

Dad

Dad is a person that has sex with the mom without condum to have a baby to be adad

Sex on dad

by Princes bean July 23, 2017

Dad

Gone.

man 1: Hey man where's your dad?
man 2: Gone.

by notlapa October 22, 2018