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cryptarded

retarded almost to the point of death. Having barely enough brain cells to keep the vital organs functioning.
Dude, you are so cryptarded! Next time, put the tighty-whities on first.
by Verno the Inferno December 9, 2008
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crystalpunk

A subculture/fashion/art/musical movement that originated from NYC in 2014. It is aesthetically centered on natural crystal and precious mineral formations. It is an outgrowth from movements such as Health Goth, New Age, Vaporwave, and Seapunk.
We knew she was a crystalpunk because she was wearing all white athletic clothes and a quartz pendant and talking about doing yoga in Bushwick.
by treeverb August 25, 2014
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JO crystal

JO crytals are crystals, that you can "charge" by jacking off (aka masturbating) close/next to another JO crystal user. It's a way to show love appreciation or love to the other user. Mostly used by best friends. Nobody knows exactly what "charging" means, but from what I heard and read about this topic, it refers to "getting to know each other better".
Person 1: "Yo, wanna jack off together?"
Person 2:"Hold up mate, let's get our JO crystals first, after we charged it up, we'll know each other better"
by Fishy-sensei March 30, 2022
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Crystal Meth

It is a drug, made in america by household chemicals. Tends to make you awake, not hungry, and lets your imagination go crazy. You may start to see things a day or so of being up from using crystal meth, could be used with a glass pipe, light bulb, aluminum foil or a spoon.
im only 14 and i started using crystal meth when i was 12. im done now, and even though im a "kid" i would recomend you not do it
by Sara Beth June 16, 2008
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Crystal Castles

Not just a band, prior to the techno duo this referred to an arcade game created by the atari company in the 1980's. One of the first games to have an actual ending, you run around these odd castles collecting gems as this weird bear creature.
by smushie February 1, 2009
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Crystal pistol

A glass utensil that you smoke crystal methamphetamine through
I was twirling a mad vortex in my crystal pistol when all of a sudden
by Hoogan123 October 22, 2016
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Crystal

An absolutely stunning, smart and awesome girl with a smile that can brighten up anyone's day. Can even make people who are feeling miserable laugh.
- "I was feeling down until I saw Crystal today."
- "Crystal has the best smile."
by Darkness-666 March 6, 2009
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