Cryptdick

A Penis covered with any blue substances, or a blue Penis.

So I was sippin dat blueberry slushie, pissin me off!! Anyways, I spilt some of dat shit on my dick and it got real blue. My bitch looks all confused and shit and I'm like "bitch, dats just my cryptdick."

by andmch January 27, 2010

crypto native

The term "crypto native" is used as a noun and typically means one of two things:

1) A crypto native person can refer to someone who bought crypto before owning any other asset (stocks, bonds, etc.) in their life. It can also mean a person who is extremely familiar with crypto currencies and associated platforms and typically uses crypto currencies in their day to day life.

2. A crypto native business is a decentralized protocol that enables a function currently served by CeFi or tradFi. It can also refer to any business whose primary function involves cryptocurrencies.

Did you know that John has owned Bitcoin since 2011? He's a real crypto native.

Have you ever heard of Nansen AI? It's a crypto native AI company.

Coinbase is a crypto native business but their target audience isn't crypto native people.

by sky_stones November 5, 2021

cryptopsy

a fucking good band!! \m/

i think crytopsy are really good

by paul of death October 21, 2003

Cryptofag

A guy who goes out of his way to not appear gay. This usually backfires. He can be gay or straight.

Vinny is a cryptofag just look at his car.

by EsonBoy June 9, 2020

cryppie

floridian slang for good weed.

hey dude is that cryppie or regs?

by cher November 5, 2003

cryptolectrology

>n. 1a. the study of loose change, car keys and television remotes. b. the collected ephemera and shiznit of such study. 2. a small mess of random objects; a miscellany. >Also, cryptolectrologist n., cryptolectrologer n., cryptolectrological adj.
(from Greek kruptos ‘hidden’ + lektron ‘couch’)

Your honour, I should now like to call upon my expert witness, world-renowned crytpolectrologist and trampoline instructor Dr. Finbarr Beauchamp-Stoat, who will testify that the empty chip packet was not that of my client...

by Tama Boyle February 11, 2005

cryptic wisdom

The rawest underground rapper you'll be able to find on youtube. A short stout motherfucker. Fuckin awesome. If you don't know him. Go kill yourself.

"Hey, you hear that new Cryptic Wisdom song?"
"Who's that?"
Hand twitches
"Run. Run very fuckin fast."

by MatchMaker. Your ass + My Boot January 23, 2014