The feeling you experience the morning after you had a good crying session. Similar to an alcoholic hangover, it is characterized by headache, dehydration and a general feeling of crappyness.
by Silversword September 1, 2014

Corpse: “If you’re someone who is sad a lot or cries a lot... play medieval tavern music.. you can’t cry to it, it’s impossible... Just fucking blast that shit. You can’t cry to it, and if you do cry to it, it’s like you’re crying on an adventure”
by Aliwerm November 28, 2020

Crying deeply and for long periods of time, coupled with both the physical and mental stresses involved, which leads to painful headaches or even migraines
by KAT12974 July 21, 2011

The absolute best comeback to "hacker", some other description of your gameplay or when someone complains about something.
Player 1: How did you win by that much score?
Player 2: I'm just good.
Player 3: Hacks
Player 2: Cry about it
Player 2: I'm just good.
Player 3: Hacks
Player 2: Cry about it
by roq_k May 11, 2021

When guys get emotional but (being guys) wish to restrain it therefore instead of bawling with tears and whatnot, their throats get tight and they start blinking a lot.
"I just finished Baten Kaitos Origins last night, man that cut-scene during the secret final boss made me guy cry."
"I always guy cry at the end of 'It's a Wonderful Life.'"
"I always guy cry at the end of 'It's a Wonderful Life.'"
by Timothy of Washington December 10, 2009

by Bomni February 9, 2005

Bastardation of "Be right back, I'm going to cry" or "Be right back, I am crying." Used when one would like to excuse his/her self because he/she is overwhelmingly sad, about to cry, or hysterically laughing. This term is used more commonly on the internet.
(Text messaging): "Dang, your breath smelled like shit today!"
"Wait.. since when?"
"about second or first period when you shoved that entire bag of croutons down your throat"
"brb crying"
"Wait.. since when?"
"about second or first period when you shoved that entire bag of croutons down your throat"
"brb crying"
by unajunga December 30, 2013
