fuck crust

The crunchy goodness that remains on your genitalia after a long night of making love.

You know it’s been a good night when you roll over to say good morning and she notices the fuck crust.

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017

Crust Scavenger

a random drunk bitch who comes up to an individual asking where she can pee- cigarets in hand no less- and then proceeds to demand your pizza, refuse to hear the word no, and then steal it anyways. often has a unibrow and a fupa.

"dude, that crust scavenger is looking to piss on a dumpster, and she just took my fucking pizza"

by young j swizzy September 11, 2011

Pussy Crust

a substance found on the the clitoris when it hasn't been used

Sofia, you have SO MUCH pussy crust it's unbelievable!!!

by mowmylawn June 10, 2016

Demon's Crust

What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.

Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.

Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."

by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021

papa crust

A male role model who creates epic memes and is also a dough lord. Also known as a Tyge/teig. Papa crust has an amazing CoC and also knows everything about the worlds best game, Minecraft. He is wholesome, caring, innocent, and loving.

Also has thicc ass cheeks

Guy: yo, is that papa crust?

Friend: no wayyyy. Papa crust, I love you, can I succ on your tatas

Papa crust: what the fuck James you’re so weird.

by kingthejam April 30, 2019

cooter crust

When a girl wakes up after a night of sex and has dried spots of semen/vaginal juices around the vaginal lips.

"I woke up with some serious cooter crust after Tom left last night"

Cooter crust

by jgardz07 March 15, 2014

crust burner

when you light a female's crotch on fire and then lick it off

Bill set Jenni's crotch on fire.. he said it tasted good. He's a crust burner now.

by MaDD Black January 19, 2011