nerve-crapping

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.

Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!

by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011

Craning

Verb. To try and pick up a girl for more serious and less shallow purpose (in other words, deeper than spading). To crane a girl is to want her warts and all, for life not just for Christmas

Jon was craning Sam so hard at the Spitmunky gig last night! I think someone's in love

by AlphaCrane July 19, 2009

cyber craving

a sudden urge to do something on the computer for example; tetris

"why was you ignoring me on msn?"
"sorry dude i had a cyber craving"

by jozzo January 9, 2008

cryping

The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.

With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both neccesities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.

by ©m® May 5, 2006

Crawing

When someone hairline recedes quickly due to a forehead bulge.

Damn Paul. What the hell happened to you? You’re hair is crawing!!

by TheTinman22 April 29, 2019

cramping

Laughing so hard and so long that your belly begins to ache.

That was so funny man, I was cramping.

by Peachy Paula January 28, 2006

condom crapping

the art of crapcondom creation.

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!

by Fnck April 3, 2009