The money, or spare that you know has fallen in, and is in the couch that you leave there until one day when you're totally broke you dig through the couch, thus "cashing out" your couch reserves.
Person one: I can't go tonight i'm totally broke...
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?
Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...
Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!
Person two: How long since you've called on your couch reserves?
Person one: It's been awhile, hold on...
Person one: Yeah, I can go!!! I found $15.67 in my couch reserves!!!
by thegranitehills May 2, 2010
Get the Couch Reserves mug.Placing your butt on the edge of a couch and then laying back with legs straight out with head tipped forward - thus forming a luger like body position. Often performed while watching TV and often leads to a nap.
On his day off my buddy Stone does the couch luge all day watching movies and getting drunk and stoned.
by Ketone39 December 1, 2011
Get the couch luge mug.1. A cheap form of lodging used mainly by college-students or recent college-grads, where one stays on acquaintance's couches rather than a hotel.
2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places
2. What someone who can't afford rent on their own and/or can't find roommates quick enough does when they are "between" places
1. dude1:I'm hittin' up NYC this weekend.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.
2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.
dude2:Damn, thats gonna be expensive.
dude1:Not rilli, my boy from college just got a job and a place in Manhattan, and I'm couch surfin'.
2. person1: Whats up with Joe, he's been here like all the time.
person2:he just broke up with his girl, and doesn't have a place yet, so he's couch surfin' here 'til then.
by Aaron August 4, 2004
Get the couch surfing mug.When a person of lower status must perform sexual favors for a superior in order to advance their career.
by Inferior Olive July 4, 2007
Get the casting couch mug.A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.
I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.
by Max77 October 26, 2010
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by giselle January 22, 2011
Get the couch burrito mug.Someone of the opposite sex, male or female, often an intimate friend, with whom one engages in make-out type activity (often while watching a movie), or even actual sex, but where said activity is limited to the couch and is not reflective of the overall relationship.
by Anthrage June 29, 2011
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