Codomy

During the 1862 Indian wars in the Dakotas, the tribes of the Sioux and the Dakota would humiliate fallen US soldiers by inserting a fish into their rectum. Thus the practice of codomy was born.

Join the Army they said, see the world they said, hell I'm in it just for the codomy.

by iFletch July 13, 2009

Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

ooky cooky

The fun family game when someone bring out a just baked cookie then everyone proceds to masterbate on it. The last one to "blow their load" has to eat the cooke.

I was the 3rd to last in ooky cooky. poor johny wasnt so lucky.

by ezoom May 19, 2004

coofy slap

the act of slapping someone with your penis so violently they should have died.

"I coofy slapped that bitch!"

by GageD May 20, 2008

coomicub

A collective noun used to describe "fiddy" wannabes, often found in affluent suburbs pretending to be "from the streets yo". Curiously they speak with american accents despite being from Australias Gold Coast.

"Check out the coomicubs rollin' in their daddys car."

by Gangsta Jizzle May 23, 2008

coomicub

a gang of guys in australia.
men who have faces and steroid filled bodies that look like a dried up cats twat that has been eaten by maggots for the last 4 days

wow I'm in coomicub! i support closet homosexuality!

by JOHN ROWLAND July 1, 2006

Cooty Hole

A part of the female anatomy that is often said to need to be "loosened up".

Get yo fast ass sister down here so i can loosen up that cooty hole

by Thom Thumb.... October 24, 2008