a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.
Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.
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a cross between constipation and masturbation- an art that only very few can do and is very difficult to perform... do not attempt it, it probably hurts!
I tried to constibate yesterday- don't try it, it KILLS!!! Do Not try constibation, unless you are an utter retard
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When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.
1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"
2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!
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Originally called the Taxpayers Party, the Constitution Party’s name was coined in 1999, but technically founded in 1992.
The Constitution party’s platform consists of strong social conservatism, mostly Laissez-Faire Capitalism, and a non-interventionist (or isolationist to detractors) stance on foreign policy.
Like practically every 3rd party in the United States, the Constitution Party has improved their takings in the 2004 presidential election.
Official Website of the US Constitution Party
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Originally called the Taxpayers Party, the Constitution Party’s name was coined in 1999, but technically founded in 1992.
The Constitution party’s platform consists of strong social conservatism, mostly Laissez-Faire Capitalism, and a non-interventionist (or isolationist to detractors) stance on foreign policy.
Like practically every 3rd party in the United States, the Constitution Party has improved their takings in the 2004 presidential election.
Official Website of the US Constitution Party
http://www.constitutionparty.com/
Contrary to the beliefs of adolescent anarchists the Constitution Party has nothing to do with Fascism; however it is religious, but not so much more than the Republican Party. The CP does not believe America was founded on Religion, but on specific Bible principles.
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