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Computer Science Emotional Breakdown

When a computer science major in college (or any other programming person) has a breakdown because there code isn't working. Generally involves keyboard smashing.

Shortened to CSEB.
Yo, Jacob is having a computer science emotional breakdown about the project.
by m3chatr0nic December 3, 2019
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computer mouse

A clicky thing where you do lots of clicking. Usually not used for a computer, but to play with.
I have clicked this Computer Mouse so many times.
That is great. It really is a clicky thing where you do lots of clicking.
Yes.
by DemogorgonSlayer October 13, 2020
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Disposable computer

Any of several types of computer that, owing to the great difficulty of repair are easier to replace. A computer that displays a small cryptic "face" to display it's inability to continue operating. See also mac.
I went through another disposable computer, I guess I had better buy one that doesn't come in 400 different colors.
by Xaero December 5, 2003
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stupor-computer

A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.
I fell asleep waiting for my goddam stupor-computer to load an effing wikipedia article.
by Mattemo March 16, 2009
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Obsessive Computing Disorder

Psychological / neurological condition.

The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.

The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.

The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends
by jwgrooves October 24, 2013
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meat computer

A way to describe your brain
I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer
by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021
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National computer virus day

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer
November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!
by Lemveon November 19, 2021
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