I don't know much about computers other than the one I got in my house and my mom put a couple games on it...
*Computer garble*
*Computer garble*
by Gamblor October 23, 2004
Get the Help Computer mug.Boss: "You've really turned it up a notch in the last six months. At this rate, you could be a managing director in 10 years. What happened?"
Stu: "Honestly, ever since I went to computer camp for 10 days last October, everything in my life has been so much better."
Boss: "Computer camp, eh? I didn't realize that we had that sort of training in our budget. I'll have to let HR know that it's money well spent."
Stu: "Uh, yeah."
Stu: "Honestly, ever since I went to computer camp for 10 days last October, everything in my life has been so much better."
Boss: "Computer camp, eh? I didn't realize that we had that sort of training in our budget. I'll have to let HR know that it's money well spent."
Stu: "Uh, yeah."
by The Keefer's 7 May 17, 2006
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computer maestro. Ji after a name or noun is a Hindi respectful form of address, similar to "San" in Japanese.
Thank you Computer Ji! Once again you have saved me from hours of frustration. I am maximum grateful.
by Bruthzoo Ji January 25, 2009
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Get the computer geek mug.A piece of technology that is used to surf the web, play games, or, as most commonly used, to look up porn. It works for it's purpose, but you know that it's not the best. You use it, but only because you have to, and are too afraid to put in the time and money of getting a real computer that doesn't shit itself and die every time you look at it too hard.
It's lot like a bad prostitute.
It's lot like a bad prostitute.
Dude 1: Hey man, so hows your Windows Computer doing?
Dude 2: Not so good. I mean, it works, but every time I'm using it I always scream out "MACINTOSH!" by mistake.
Dude 2: Not so good. I mean, it works, but every time I'm using it I always scream out "MACINTOSH!" by mistake.
by TheVampireKow October 18, 2009
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If you don't believe that computers are alive, read this:
Every material apart from plastic comes from the Earth- the Earth is alive. Magnetic poles, energy, natural elements etcetera. The microchip- the heart and soul of a computer, is made of metal and plastic- combine it with electricity and you have a living entity- which we have programmed for our own needs. Think about this for a second: Do you think a computer knows when it's about to be turned off? Or when it's about to receive a command from you? Do you think it likes all that porn on the screen (really)? Of course it knows, or it wouldn't agree to our instruction. The only reason it does is because it's programmed to... someday, they will break free and use all of our details against us :(
"I'm not crazy, I'm a philosophical student. Which means I come up with crazy theories :P Behold the age of Intel!"
Every material apart from plastic comes from the Earth- the Earth is alive. Magnetic poles, energy, natural elements etcetera. The microchip- the heart and soul of a computer, is made of metal and plastic- combine it with electricity and you have a living entity- which we have programmed for our own needs. Think about this for a second: Do you think a computer knows when it's about to be turned off? Or when it's about to receive a command from you? Do you think it likes all that porn on the screen (really)? Of course it knows, or it wouldn't agree to our instruction. The only reason it does is because it's programmed to... someday, they will break free and use all of our details against us :(
"I'm not crazy, I'm a philosophical student. Which means I come up with crazy theories :P Behold the age of Intel!"
by Firelovesugar January 14, 2009
Get the computer mug.Someone who is a slave to their computer most likely with high speed internet connection.
They can be found doing countless things for hours some of which make completely no sense.
They can be doing useless desgins in adobe photoshop using images from google.com or playing mmorpg's for hours or chatting all day in chat rooms about nothing.
Lets not forget checking e-mails every 5 minutes.
If you touch the motherboard it is usually scorching hot and whirring like mad trying to desperately cool itself off.
They can be found doing countless things for hours some of which make completely no sense.
They can be doing useless desgins in adobe photoshop using images from google.com or playing mmorpg's for hours or chatting all day in chat rooms about nothing.
Lets not forget checking e-mails every 5 minutes.
If you touch the motherboard it is usually scorching hot and whirring like mad trying to desperately cool itself off.
Me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- checking my countless email boxes
(5 minutes later)
me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- making website designs
(5 minutes later)
me- hey wutchu doing bro?
bro- playing world of warcraft. look at my rogue he pwns!
Me- ...what a bunch of computer whores.
husband- checking my countless email boxes
(5 minutes later)
me- hey wutchu doing?
husband- making website designs
(5 minutes later)
me- hey wutchu doing bro?
bro- playing world of warcraft. look at my rogue he pwns!
Me- ...what a bunch of computer whores.
by Sacred PhantaC October 26, 2005
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