Coldplay

A pretty shit band

Girl: what about Coldplay?
Boy: Coldplay sucks!
Girl: Nobody asked
Boy: Well nobody asked you to bring a pretty shit band into this

by Lil Skelly August 31, 2020

Coldplayed

When you are caught publicly with the wrong person at the wrong time. Entered the internet lexicon in July 2025 when Andy Byron was caught having an affair on a kiss camera.

Rob got coldplayed at the fraternity party. Needless to say, his penis was caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.

by TheClu1ch July 20, 2025

coldplay HR and CEO incident

An overrated topic that people circlejerk about. Seriously, it’s old news by now. Anyone who brings it up is full on flogging a dead horse.

The coldplay HR and CEO incident is overrated now. Find something else to talk about.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 24, 2025

coldplay cleanse

When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.

I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.

by Jlewmook September 22, 2016

Coldplayed

Adj: a way to describe the act of being caught having an affair

I can’t believe that CEO got coldplayed and became a meme.

by anonymous July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

To be publicly shamed for having an extramarital affair.

Andy Byron got caught with his mistress on the Jumbotron last night. Bro got Coldplayed!

by MindiB July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

To be caught or called out for doing something or being with someone you should not.

The CEO was coldplayed on the kiss cam with his mistress at a concert.

by J Wub July 19, 2025