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flying coffin

An eVTOL (electric vertical takeoff and landing) vehicle usually in a configuration similar to a drone.

A typical flying coffin is poorly designed with propellers strategically placed to slice limbs or decapitate. In a rush to part gullible venture capital investors with huge sums of money, hardware and software will often be insufficiently engineered.
Hey look at that flying coffin crashing into the ground, why the hell did the CAA allow that piece of crap to fly in UK airspace?
by UAV Hive March 8, 2021
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Coffee house

A place where beta males (soy boys) congregate.
"Did you see that Greg guy?"
"Yeah, he looks like he's a regular at the coffee house."
by SurreptitiousStacy March 10, 2018
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russian coffee

Russian coffee tastes like sunshine mixed with happiness.
And when I say sunshine I mean coffee.
And when I say happiness, I mean vodka
Man, I'm bored, I'm going to go make a Russian coffee or 6
by Scroblog January 18, 2005
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Coffee flavored coffee

Coffee that tastes like coffee. Doesn't tastes like hazelnut, vanilla, pumpkin spice or whatever. Coffee like it was meant to be.
From Denis Leary's Lock and Load:

Been in Dunkin' Donuts lately? The last bastion of coffee flavored coffee? It's gone. Forget about it. You walk in there now, there's people wearing berets, they're writing poetry on computers, there's a kid behind the counter: "Would you like a coffee kuhlata?"

Fuck no! www.blowme.com! Coffee Kuhlata -- what the hell is that all about? Man, when I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts had two things -- coffee, and donuts, and that WAS IT! You took the donut, you dunked it in the cofee, thus the fuckin title of the place! Duuuuuuuuuukin DONUTS!

That's all the had, donuts and coffee, nothing else, no ice, no napkins, no soda, no salt, no pepper, no parfait, no crousants, NOTHING! You walk in there now, there's soup flying around, people are eating finger sandwiches... They got donuts on display in a case, like relics from a former era, you know. 'Here's what we used to serve. We used to fry 'em up and sell them by the dozen, back in the 70's.'
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 6, 2008
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Pull Caffe

A coffee company located in the Portland, Oregon area that is known for having the best coffee ever made!
Pull Caffe Coffee is so good, let's all go have a drink there!
by colletteoe April 14, 2021
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Choffer

A general term meaning a person who is a dick, a douchebag, a jerk, or someone who has done something stupid.
"This choffer, amirite?"

"Why is this choffer even talking to me?"
by Beens November 10, 2014
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wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late
Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.
by Light Joker October 13, 2006
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