coffee

a crystalline compound that is found especially in tea and coffee plants and is a stimulant of the central nervous system.
Want some coffee?
Yea sure bro <3
by IeatCeral March 04, 2017
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coffee

"is the coffee ok? no he contracted bronchitis"
by Jabliz February 24, 2009
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Coffee Booster

Coffee consumed in various amounts which may enhance the bowel movement generating effects of a push meal, sometimes loosening consistency and commonly adding an expolsive component.
That coffee booster that I had with my push meal really caused a rectal exorcism.
by Cornsonthehouse September 15, 2022
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Coffee Ass

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.
Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!
by OmgShane March 28, 2016
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coffee time

A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.
Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.
by midspin69 August 12, 2019
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Coffee Bongo

When a person's belly is fully of coffee they hit their belly like a bongo
My belly was so full of coffee I played the coffee bongo
by darkestdarci April 15, 2022
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Radical Coffee

A single (one) cup of Joe. Highly reactive with humans, radical coffees generally follow the steady state approximation, ie the quantity does not build up because it is rapidly consumed. Free radical coffee, that is Java unbound by monetary exchange requirements, is even more labile such that it may react with a given human multiple times.

By contrast paired cups of coffee are not nearly as reactive, although there remains considerable debate regarding the degeneracy of the orbitals (approximated as "pots") from whence they came; and, if even degenerate, whether coffee is indeed subject to Hund's Rule. Further study (and funding please?) is needed to elucidate the nature of multiple filled coffee cups.
"Hey Paul, could you grab Bobby Jo a cup of Joe for the seminar? He's running late."
"I would but it's already gone. Man that free radical coffee went like LiHMDS at a proton convention"

The author would like to point out that it is improbable (at best!) to use the word "whence" correctly whilst under the influence of radical coffee.
by Big Diggity April 03, 2015
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