A buffoon or jester acting as a boss for any medium to large size office. He circumvents, cheats, deludes, dissapoints and finally ensnares prospective clients using jokes, antics, and sheer braggadocio. Arse Clowns' obsessive tendency for bullshitting stem from being born with absolutely no talent and often suffer from slight brain damage, a condition which incongruously causes them to swagger about in a cocky manner.
"Why the hell is that guy such an arrogant prick? He has no skill or intelligence, in fact he's quite ugly as well!"
"He's an Arse Clown"
"Oh, of course!.."
"He's an Arse Clown"
"Oh, of course!.."
by Tickety September 26, 2005
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by Diego Mendez March 27, 2009
Get the ass clown posse mug.A mental state in which a person believes themself to be a stealth clown, but is actually not. It can be caused by rejection by friends and family or too much spare time. Symtons are poor commuinity feedback and low self-esteem.
by JW95IRE June 10, 2010
Get the Stealth clown mug.The band of sociopathic, and psychopathic killers, located primarily in what is called "Canada" that are said to have escaped persecuton in other countries. Some time in the mid nineteen sixties they apparently convinced the emperor of "canada" that he had hired them and ordered them to kill anyone who violated his will. They continue to inform the emporer when someone has in fact done this, and what his will is at any given time. Some have cited it is very fortunate the clown death squad have few real political agendas.
Origionally the death squad did not dress up as clowns, it was shortly after their founding that they were said to have adopted the idea as part of a plan to improve public relations. Others say this is ridiculous as they "can hardly be said to be concerned with public feeling", and that the death squad merely didn't want to admit they just liked to dress as clowns.
Some also say the incongrous emperor owes his life, to the Clown Death Squad. As the matriarchal warriors of "Canada" would surely have killed him by now.
The Clown Death Squad are a squad with out actually loyalty, and many believe they are often in the employ of the evil walrii, who live underneath "canada", and possibly the northern united States (their subversive reign is said to be steadily growing) in wait of their rise to take over the world. The evil walrii said to be responsible for the entire sham of the "fake, fake Canada" known to the rest of the world, and the imprisonment of the "real" canadians (The RCP), are also said to order the Clown Death Squad to kill anyone who even slightly betrays the truth about the goings on, in "Canada", as well as the killing of anyone who learns to much of their evil plots. It is said that the former Sir. James "war on Toasters", or "war on the toaster revoltion" is really all just a front, for a true cause wrapped somewhere up in the truth about "Canada", the evil walrii, and the vikings under norway, but he had to disguise it because his knowledge could be dangerous to him and his "troops". Of course it has been theorized that everything the former Sir. James does, could mean something other than what he says, whether it be the effects of long term alcohol abuse, or conspiracies involving evil walrii. However one might note that dispite behaviour that normally would get a person killed the former Sir. James, and his cause remains alive and operating.
Origionally the death squad did not dress up as clowns, it was shortly after their founding that they were said to have adopted the idea as part of a plan to improve public relations. Others say this is ridiculous as they "can hardly be said to be concerned with public feeling", and that the death squad merely didn't want to admit they just liked to dress as clowns.
Some also say the incongrous emperor owes his life, to the Clown Death Squad. As the matriarchal warriors of "Canada" would surely have killed him by now.
The Clown Death Squad are a squad with out actually loyalty, and many believe they are often in the employ of the evil walrii, who live underneath "canada", and possibly the northern united States (their subversive reign is said to be steadily growing) in wait of their rise to take over the world. The evil walrii said to be responsible for the entire sham of the "fake, fake Canada" known to the rest of the world, and the imprisonment of the "real" canadians (The RCP), are also said to order the Clown Death Squad to kill anyone who even slightly betrays the truth about the goings on, in "Canada", as well as the killing of anyone who learns to much of their evil plots. It is said that the former Sir. James "war on Toasters", or "war on the toaster revoltion" is really all just a front, for a true cause wrapped somewhere up in the truth about "Canada", the evil walrii, and the vikings under norway, but he had to disguise it because his knowledge could be dangerous to him and his "troops". Of course it has been theorized that everything the former Sir. James does, could mean something other than what he says, whether it be the effects of long term alcohol abuse, or conspiracies involving evil walrii. However one might note that dispite behaviour that normally would get a person killed the former Sir. James, and his cause remains alive and operating.
by James Dracon February 22, 2008
Get the The Clown Death Squad mug.This phrase, also said as "DTC" is used when accepting to attend a plan or to commit to doing something.
Jackson: Hey, You want to hit up a party later?
Henry: Yeah man, I'm down to clown.
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George: Could you help me move this log?
Henry: Yeah man, I'm DTC.
Henry: Yeah man, I'm down to clown.
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George: Could you help me move this log?
Henry: Yeah man, I'm DTC.
by TheGasMaskGuy September 7, 2011
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C-Walk can be either Clown Walk, Crip Walk, or Crown Walk.
Yes, they are different.
Clown Walk includes the "V" move, and its variatons, heeltoes, and the shuffle.
Clown Walking does take a greater amount of skill then Crip Walking or Crown Walking.
C-Walk can be either Clown Walk, Crip Walk, or Crown Walk.
Yes, they are different.
Clown Walk includes the "V" move, and its variatons, heeltoes, and the shuffle.
Clown Walking does take a greater amount of skill then Crip Walking or Crown Walking.
Noob c-walker: How do I combine all my moves to make my c-walking look better?
Special Access Member: Well, sometimes, it just takes time to come up with your own moves and always practice to make your c-walking better.
Remember c-walking in this case is referring to the clown walk.
Special Access Member: Well, sometimes, it just takes time to come up with your own moves and always practice to make your c-walking better.
Remember c-walking in this case is referring to the clown walk.
by Max Something January 14, 2008
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