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Claudia

A Claudia is an interesting person who is dedicated to their school work/job and are super organised. Always having a clean room, a Claudia prides herself in being the neatest. A Claudia also may be shy at first but once you get to know them they will be your best friend and you won't be able to get rid of them no mater how hard you try. A Claudia is also the person who send texts on group chats and no one replies so next time you see a random and irrelevant message from a Claudia just reply to make them feel happy.
GUY 1: Damm that babe over there with the neat handwriting is such a hottie

GUY2: Aye I know right I would smash

CLAUDIA*to group chat*: Hey guys, im going to the beach on the weekend who wants to come?
EVERYONE ELSE ON GROUP CHAT:
by RayRayWhereYouAt March 18, 2019
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mushroom cloud

A mushroom cloud is a distinctive fiery mushroom-shaped cloud of condensed water vapor or debris resulting from a very large explosion. They are most commonly associated with nuclear explosions, but any sufficiently large blast will produce the same sort of effect. They can be caused by powerful non-nuclear weapons like the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb. Volcano eruptions and impact events can produce natural mushroom clouds.

Mushroom clouds are formed by many sorts of large explosions under earth gravity, near the ground. Mushroom clouds form as a result of the sudden formation of a large mass of hot, low-density gases near the ground creating a Rayleigh-Taylor instability. The mass of gas rises rapidly, drawing up a column of additional smoke and debris in the center to form its "stem". The mass of gas eventually reaches an altitude where it is no longer of lower density than the surrounding air and disperses, forming the "head".

Nuclear mushroom clouds are often also accompanied by short-lived vapor rings around the stem, called "Wilson clouds". These are created by the blast wave causing a sudden drop in the surrounding air temperatures, causing water vapor in the air to condense around the explosion cloud's "stem".

Mushroom clouds cannot form after an explosion high in the air, under water, or in space. In space the explosion would be somewhat spherical.
goddammit people a mushroom cloud is a physical phenomenon not a sexual move
by Young Reezie December 13, 2009
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Dirty Cloud

Accidentally farting whilst having your arsehole rimmed.
I was licking hard on Neil's hoop when suddenly he let out a dirty cloud. I could taste what he had for dinner.
by Squibby_ February 20, 2011
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put it on a cloud

The act of of taking an entire roll of toilet paper and dispensing of it in the toilet, and then taking a dump on top of it.
My toliet is completely clogged because when Joe was drunk last night, he got the urge to deficate, and thought it would be funny to put it on a cloud.
by A.Jay July 2, 2008
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Claudia

This girl is truly special, a diamond in the rough. I can't let her go. I want her to love me forever.
Guy1: Check out Claudia
Guy2: I want her
Guy1: Go get her before anyone else claims her
by guyzguy November 30, 2011
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saint cloud

A city in central Minnesota of about 50,000 people. The biggest city in the mostly rural central Minnesota area: either a bastion of civilization in the plains of corn farms or a pimple on the ass of the state, depending on how you look at it. The political climate can best be described as the only conservative area in a very liberal state. The city itself isn't that bad. The skyline leaves a bit to be desired. There actually is some culture if you look. For the most part a college town. The colleges keep the area stocked with fun and fine ladies.

By far the biggest problem with Saint Cloud is its traffic and road system. The traffic isn't as slow as some big cities, but the drivers are all fucktards and the streets are laid out stupid. This town could use some more east-west corridors.

If we go for a walk in Saint Cloud we could see- wait- there is no point in going for a walk, as you will only be yelled at by the aforementioned asswipe drivers.

Culturally, the area has all the types of people you could wish to avoid: goths, emos, rich kids from nearby suburbs, fake ass gangsters, rednecks, and wiggers.

The educational system is very underfunded, yet operational; this is because central minnesotans want only the best things, but will burn in hell before they have to pay for anything. However, St. Cloud has no less than 6 colleges or tech schools in the nearby area.

It is often asserted by many that there is nothing to do in St. Cloud. This isn't exactly true, it is just an excuse kids use to get wasted. Speaking of which, we have some of the highest alcoholism and DWI rates out side of America's inner city ghettos and Indian Reservations.

But other than that, Saint Cloud ain't bad.
"Oh shit, Saint Cloud is ahead, just keep driving until we're in Chicago."
by PeaTearGriffin September 22, 2005
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Beef Cloud

It is best used when saying that someone is extremly upset.
person 1 - hey fuck you, you fucking myate.

person 2 - oh so what you on that beef cloud?
by xbrx December 18, 2009
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