Cleavins

Contraction of "cleavage leavins": the food that falls into one's cleavage while eating, and found later to be eaten as a snack.

"I always have so many cleavins after eating popcorn at the movies."

by Femme Brulée January 27, 2012

Cleaver1

She's on drugs again.

Ignore her.

This romanian woman is on drugs, she's a Cleaver1

by nobody.22 January 31, 2023

The Cleavage Defence

Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk and towers above her for no apparent reason.

She deftly places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk neatly blocking all attempts to 'View the Valley' with the strategicaly placed forearm.

It is a position that can be strongly defended for hours especially when used in conjunction with a swivel chair.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Offence.

Guy 1: "Aww, Maaan! Have you seen the new girl on reception? The most amazing frontage you ever man!!"
Guy 2: "Jeez! No dude. She totally flawed me with The Cleavage Defence."
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a professional man."

by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010

sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav

after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked

by kootermaniac April 2, 2004

Clean Cleans

Referring to some new or icy attire. Usually directed toward shoes.

Damn bro them kicks you're rockin are some Clean Cleans son.

by Paulg08 September 24, 2008

clean time

clean time/ prison term for the hiatus of the last time some one gave head and swallowed.

e.g.#1 i would kiss jenny if I was you, she just walked out of the room with brent she has no clean time on her what so ever. - another classic example ,of ain"t telling were those lip have been. this term could be used to sex play people male or female. e.g#2 what kind of clan time you got on you.

by wic November 10, 2010

Clean Shitaway

The extremely rare and highly coveted circumstance where one attempts to wipe their ass after taking a ferocious shit, however discovers that the initial pass through comes up clean.

"Lauren expected to get caught up in the bathroom for an exorbitant amount of time after eating that Mexican food, however she was delighted to find that she instead had a clean shitaway. There was zero evidence left at the scene of the crime."

by J Rizzle May 23, 2014